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The act of subjecting food, particularly kebabs, to a questionable culinary practice, this involves retrieving discarded kebab parts from the bin and reassembling them, replicating the controversial method practiced by a shop with the same name. It results in a meal with uncertain origins and potential gastrointestinal repercussions.
We ordered a kebab from that dodgy place down the road, and I swear they Uncle Franked it. I found bits of mystery meat in there that I'm pretty sure came straight from the bin.
(noun): A person who neglects personal hygiene to the point where their pubic hair becomes tangled and matted into dreadlocks, resembling Rastafarian dreadlocks but in the most unappealing way imaginable. A clear sign that a shower is long overdue.
"Man, you seriously need to shower; you're turning into a full-blown Pubestafarian down there."
The painful and unexpected result of stubbing your toe so severely that it leads to inadvertently consuming or inhaling cannabis. It's a bizarre and uncomfortable experience where the agony of stubbing your toe is compounded by the sudden onset of a high.
I was rushing around the room and ended up toeking so hard that I knocked over the bong and accidentally inhaled deeply while clutching my throbbing toe. Talk about a painful high.