fluffle

An IRC/online term of endearment and/or teasing

/me fluffles Seamie and skips off happily

metric fucktonne

Weighs marginally less than an Imperial Fuckton.
1 Imperial Fuckton = 1.016 Metric Fucktonnes

"Man, I've a shitload of work this week"
"That's nothing faeg, I've a metric fucktonne of assignments due tomorrow morning"
"So, still going on the beer tonight?"
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"

ogg

an open-source lossy audio compression algorithm similar to Mp3 but with better quality per bit

Stiff Little Fingers - Johnny Was.ogg