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An adventure of the sexual kind.
Hey girl you like to travel, you up for a sexventure?
Being so completely amazing at basketball, you just take your time and keep scoring away because no one can touch you.
Oliver and I were playing basketball after work just milkin' the honey.
When text is auto-corrected into something sexual.
"I'm excited to be eating dick tonight!" *duck I mean duck what an auto erect
A faux medical term to describe staying home to masterbate.
I can't come into work today I've got a case of the Vertistrokes.
Sudden interruption before finishing something desired.
Was writing an essay when my computer gave me The Boston and rebooted.
When it starts raining and everyone prairie dogs above their pod walls to stare hopelessly at the rain as if they've never been outside or experienced rain before.
Weather dictates a corporate rain dance around noon today.