Skylar

Boy that doesn't like his name!!!!!

Kid 1: Why's that kid moaping?
Kid 2: Cause he's a Skylar

Conrad

Most brilliant and SEXY person alive.

Girl 1:Omg omg it's Conrad!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl 2:Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"clap" "clap" "clap"

Spore

A widely played game that lets an 8 year-old boy watch their older siblings or relatives make monsters with penises that are at least 10 feet long and then turned into giant monsters that jump and give you a massive tea-bag.

Trust me - I would know.

8yearold: Dude! The only thing I can see is that one's giant penis and I can't see anything!
Person: MORE! MORE! MORE! I love Spore!