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A fresh garden salad made with the freshest veggies. Tomatoes, cucumbers, celery, bell peppers, shredded carrots and croutons. Once assembled, put DJ Khaled in a blender and shred him up finely until he is a desired consistency. Add a few spices to complete the mixture. Finally, pour the DJ Khaled dressing over the salad. Now you have a DJ Salad.
Employee: Welcome to Arby’s. What can I get you?
Customer: I’ve really been craving a DJ Salad lately. So, I’ll get that.
A creature with a human body and a trout face that has gone through extensive training to work as a doctor who specializes in semen and its origins.
Honey, don't forget I have to see the trout faced semen doctor on Wednesday to test my cum.
when pork chops get steamy in the bedroom
thats some pork chop hanky panky
the oldest know rice cake to walk this planet. father rice cake is best known for causing the world to spin on its axis.
honey its time for bed, please go pray to father rice cake.
a HUGE boulder made of opium that is planning to be blown up by bad boy daniels. Once it explodes, everyone will die except for people with the name Stanley. So in conclusion, its a plan to have all of the Stanley's take over and rule the earth.
haven't you heard on the news? opium boulder phase 1 is set to happen tomorrow night!
One of the best places to drop off baby organs or your unwanted banana bread.
Hey do you happen to know where I can put my baby liver?
Yea. Bring it down to the oochie highway
Thanks!
damn he really broke her heart. whats his name?
its lord shatterheart