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Sheep intestine rewind

when a sheep's intestines dance to the groove

oh yea girl! hit that sheep intestine rewind

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020


Hawaiian beef casket

A very valuable type of casket that the Hawaiians still use to this day to bury their emperors and Pharaohs. yes the casket is made of real 100% beef.

karen will be buried in a hawaiian beef casket

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020


Bad boy Daniels

A young immature boy by the name daniels. He is what comes to mind when you think of an innocent looking sexy bastard from the west. He has committed treason in many states and is on the run. Bad boy Daniels is known for wearing shades and a sexy black suit. Beware of him.

Make sure you’re home by 6pm sharp. Bad boy Daniels is on the loose.

by Tablecloth_wanker February 17, 2020


Butt coil cabinet

the best possible place to store your butt coils

quick! hide them in your butt coil cabinet

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020


horse glucose hoarder

a thief who steals glucose from horses using a syringe and hoards it for no apparent use.

Catch him! hes that horse glucose hoarder

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020


Electric bear chair

an electric chair with bears carved into it

an electric bear chair is the best way of death

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020


Granny Milkshake

a granny milkshake is what you get when you take your grandmother who has been cremated, and mix her ash with milk and ice cream. Blend it up and there you go.

What do you want for dessert, Tyler?
I want a Thicccc Granny milkshake

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020