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a thief who steals glucose from horses using a syringe and hoards it for no apparent use.
Catch him! hes that horse glucose hoarder
an electric chair with bears carved into it
an electric bear chair is the best way of death
a granny milkshake is what you get when you take your grandmother who has been cremated, and mix her ash with milk and ice cream. Blend it up and there you go.
What do you want for dessert, Tyler?
I want a Thicccc Granny milkshake
a viral challenge from the 1960's. when someone ejaculates in a Tupperware container, then put the semen through intensive fitness to get beefed up
a yearly event occurring in April, the peanut scream fest is a festival that, of course, has peanuts, peanut butter and other peanut products sold at various stands. On the last day of this 3 day event, there is a competition in which contestants scream at the top of their lungs at pile of peanuts. The winner receives a cash prize.
hey! you going to peanut scream fest this weekend?
when a rigatoni noodle holds someone hostage
yea thats a rigatoni hostage, i bet.
a rat that lives in an unclothed table
Jerry was a naked table rat that lived his days playing around with his friends who were old, chewed gum stuck to the bottom of tables.