firetrucks don't stop at red lights

The one sentence you hear right before getting raped.

Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.

lacking horniness

Another word for a naive child with an innocent mind, or a person who knows the truth but doesn't give a shit.

Andy: Bro everybody in this whole class browses rule 34 every day except for Diego!
Holly: Yep, he's lacking horniness.

swerty

The Swedish keyboard, including Å, Ä, and Ö. Has access to the ¤ symbol.

Some guy who always used the Swerty layout tried the American keyboard layout: How are you doing_ I#m actually doing quite fine to be honest, just don#t try to kill&murder me, I dislike it. *I#m typing random things lmao(

then the dog came in

The scariest way to end any horror story. The scariest fucking cliffhanger in every horror story ever.

Dumbass: Hey wanna hear a horror story?
Smartass: Sure!
Dumbass: One time during 3 AM, a guy was sleeping... Then the dog came in.
Smartass: I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

light pole

The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.

Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:

Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*

GTGASAP

GTGASAP means "Got To Go As Soon As Possible"; it either means you have to go very fast and cannot wait for your friend to say goodbye, it can also be used (more logically) to say that your friend must go as soon as possible for some odd reasons.

Example 1:
Girl: "Hello!"
Boy: "Ayyo0! Sup// Hru?? !!"
Girl: "Ig 1 G0OD wbu?!?"
Boy: "1drk Bru"
Girl: "WAIT MY MOMS CALLING ME GTGASAP"
Boy: "4W MAN!!1!"

Example 2:
"Hey bruh we gtgasap because this monster is 'boutta get-us"

I want you to be less alive!

Either asking you to pass out, or to die.

In A netflix parody movie made entirely by AI:
Victim girl tied to a seat about to be thrown onto saws: What will you do to me?
Chainsaw holding murderer man with devil mask: I want you to be less alive!