Windy Gobbler

When you are eating a woman out, she queefs and it tickles your chin hair.

Bro, I was totally eating that tinder hoe out last night and she windy gobblered me.

Rusty Rod

When you are giving it to your girl during shark week and she decides to pull it out and put it in her mouth.

Bro, I was slamming that tinder hoe last night and she totally gave me a rusty rod!