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Ripe

Adj. I) (In context of fruits, vegetables, and other things similar) ready to eat, mature
Adj. II) (In context of people) Freshly on or above the legal consent age (usually 18)
Adj. III) (In context of a general aging, said negatively) old, overripe, and usually smelling of rotting things (ie. Overripe/rotting meat, produce or other food items; rotting corpse of dead animal)

(I) This banana is ripe, eat it before it goes bad
(II) It may sound creepy but I check out the ripe women around the high school*
(III) Damn this shit ripe bruh, been sitting here for a while now
*I do not condone any sexual misconduct, please DO NOT do this, or if you are, don't blame me

by ThatOneHumann April 11, 2022


Scott

Scott is a dick from Canada. He is the one person in Canada who isn't friendly, tho it is noted that Scott is patriotic. Scott's just a dick.. that's it.

1) Budday, have you heard about that guy Scott?
2) Yeah friend, he's a dick, eh?

by ThatOneHumann March 11, 2023


Stanley

A guy who follows the rules and breaks the rules. How does he do both? I don’t know.

There once was a man named Stanley, who people considered so manly, but the truth must be told, he was not very old, and was particularly quite gangly.
What he liked most was pushing buttons, he pushed them like some sort of glutton, he did it all day, in a meaningful way, but his brain had long since ceased to function
Which is why he is in this parable, and lives an existence quite terrible, and if you aren’t so strong, and you keep playing along, you too will become quite unbearable, yes you to will become quite unbearable...........

by ThatOneHumann March 02, 2019


qwertzuiopasdfghjklyxcvbnm

When you are insanely bored and don’t have a qwerty keyboard (idk why) so you use your old qwertz keyboard.

(In Google) qwertzuiopasdfghjklyxcvbnm
(Results) a lot of videos with the title “qwertzuiopasdfghjklyxcvbnm”

by ThatOneHumann November 18, 2017


Here comes the sun

1.) A song by The Beatles about both the 1968 England winter, as well as Sir George Harrison's temporary departure from the band.
2.) What you may say if you see the sunrise
3.) Japan on August 6th and 9th, 1945

1.) "Here comes the sun (do do do doo), here comes the sun, and I say, it's alright"
2.) "Oh, here comes the sun, fuckin bright"
3.) *Reenactment not found, everyone fucking died*

by ThatOneHumann September 27, 2022


The broom closet ending

The best ending ever in videogame history, and probably the best ending in general. As featured in The Stanley Parable and The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Edition, obtained by doing the hardest thing: stepping into the broom closet.

"OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD" -Everyone who was lucky enough to experience the broom closet ending

by ThatOneHumann May 03, 2022


Truther

The exact opposite of a liar.

Drake: “Are you calling me a liar?”
Josh: “Well I ain’t calling you a truther.”

by ThatOneHumann February 26, 2019