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Destiny

A very addictive video game where you play an undead soldier soldier with the ability to wield “light” as a weapon. You are tasked with defending humanity’s last safe city from alien invaders after a mysterious surge of dark energy sweeps the solar system and kills off most of humanity.

Hey man, wanna play destiny on my ps4?

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy March 30, 2020


7 rings

Proof that humanity is failing.
Rip off of my favorite things

Guy: Theven weength yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!?
Actual human being: Oh, you mean that ripoff 7 rings by Ariana Grande?
Guy: Yeweweeeeee I wuvv shevvven weeeeiiiiinngth eeeeee!!!
Actual human being: Yeah okay dude, you can actually stop now.

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy March 27, 2019


tamatal

Some random word I made up that I say to my family all the time.

Me: “Tamatal, tamatal, tamatal”

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy March 03, 2022


Cummunist

A communist country is a country where everything is publicly owned and distributed equally to all citizens. A cummunist country is a country that claims to be communist but has nothing to do with communism

Examples of cummunist countries are most modern day “Marxist” republics, including China, North Korea, and Vietnam.

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy February 19, 2021


A guy singing in a fake English accent!

What someone who hates Green Day says/thinks when they hear Green Day

Guy who likes Green Day “Do you even know who this is?”

Guy who hates Green Day “A guy singing in a fake English accent!”

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 14, 2020


Socialism

Socialism is a label American Conservatives and republiqans put on anything that is wholesome and beneficial to society and does nothing wrong for anyone whatsoever so they can have an excuse to fuck it in the ass because they are the villains of the story of America.

Examples of things Republicans might think is socialism based on what they already find socialist:

The right to vote

A giant bowl of Benihana fried rice after a week of not eating anything

When a person who you fell in love with wakes up from a coma when you were sure they were dead and you spend the night fucking the shit out of each other under the stars surrounded by fireflies

Beating the final boss of dark souls

Being 10 in 1977 and watching Star Wars in the theater for the first time

Seeing your abusively authoritarian parents getting arrested while kicking and screaming

Sitting in a warm tent with some of your favorite people and reading funny stories into the night.

Playing red dead redemption 2 story mode

Finding the physical representation of all of your mental illnesses and stabbing it to death with a brick

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy July 21, 2021


Ronald Reagan

Like Trump, but more successful and more manipulative. He undid the new deal, decimating the middle class and regressing America to the gilded age of the 1890s. Like Trump, he was ultra conservative and a spearhead of the ideals of corporatocracy and American oligarchy.

Ronald Reagan was anti union. I don’t trust anyone who is anti union. ~Me

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy October 22, 2021