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What I feel when grinding 40 hours to unlock Darth Vader.
The intent was to provide a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking heroes
LA’s #1 shit music station. 90% bragging about themselves. 9.99% repeating the same garbage, 0.01% la’s #1 shit music
Ryan C Crest: KIIS FM is la’s no. 1 hit music station.
Tanya: la’s no. 1 hit music station
Sisanie: la’s no. 1 hit music station
3 hours later:
Ryan C Crest: la’s number 1 hit music station
Similar to teabag, but with a woman’s breasts, instead of a man’s testicles
“and she was just riding me, but then she suddenly leans over and starts beanbagging me right in the face!”
The best way to eat your cereal because it doesn’t get soggy.
Guy 1: Dude you’re not eating that dry are you?
Guy 2: Uhh, yeah cause it won’t get soggy.
Guy 1: Just eat it fast.
Guy 2: Yeah that doesn’t work, tried it, gets soggy anyway.
Guy 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Rule by corporations. Neoliberalism is a type of political ideology that politicians suddenly adopt when rich people make large donations.
Examples of neoliberal interest groups include Amazon, Nestle, the Koch Brothers.
Famous neoliberal politicians include Martin Shkreli, Jeff Bezos, and Ronald Reagan.
Guy 1: Neoliberalism is just rule by the corporations, when you think about it.
Guy 2: Nooooooo it’s when the government deregulates the economy!
Guy 1: So basically, rule by corporations. Think about it? What would they try do do differently if you thought they wanted corporations to rule everything?
A cheek tickler is something or someone that is cute. Reference to your ass cheeks tickling when you see cuteness.
Aww that little girl is such a cheek tickler!
Ashes of creation is going to be THE WoW killer