Jay

Omgggg, she is sooooo hot. Omggggggg. She is my crush. Bro, she’s so sweet and gorgeous and smart and smells like foot fungus! 🥵 she can do almost everything

Dog: If Jay was a dog, I’d date her. 😍
Me: *morphs into a dog* Boom, let’s go baby.

Rorozan

Rorozan is a complete crackhead and sucks at every subject except for math. She doesn’t have her period

Did you see that white powder under Rorozan’s nose? Rorozan is on crack again isn’t she?

Crush

A boy who I overly fantasize about and end up getting heartbroken. BUT, he ends up needing you for homework answers but instead you cut his nipples off

Ricky is such a rat!! I don’t have a crush on him anymore.

Ricky: can I get the homework answers?

Me: *cuts off his nipples*

MAya

She stinks!! She smells like rotten eggs.

Dang, why Maya gotta stink so much.