Jism Jockey

Any person who loves jism. Usually used as an insult, but can be used as mocking endearment to a lover.

1. Dude your a cocksucker, yeah thats right jism jockey!

2. Sally you are really great in the sack, your my little jism jockey.

Tawog

Slang term for guitar.

Man, that guy can really shred on that tawog.

Sack the back

To penetrate an anus. Anal sex. Sack to have sex and back as in the behind.

Man that girl looks kinky, i bet she'd let me sack the backQ

da

District Attorney

I didn't have any money, so I had to pay my DA with blow jobs.

douche tube

A more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. See douche nozzle

Wow you are a dipshit, you fucking douche tube!

boston strangler

When an unexperienced girl attempts to give a hand job but squeezes way to hard.

I don't think i was ever gonna' cum with the boston strangler around my cock!

Missing the point

When an unexperienced girl tries to give a handjob and doesn't realize that she needs to move the skin around the penis with the motion of her hand.

Yeah she started giving me a hand job, but she was missing the point so i had to set her straight.