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When you lay down you give the illusion of having an ass but the moment you stand up it disappears
Mike: Damn Michelle's ass is thick AF!
Tony: Was she lying down?
Mike: Yeah why?
Tony: Man she has a Houdini ass so don't get your hopes up
One thirsty attention basic who uses Snapchat to post nude selfies and vids to get more followers
Mike is such a Snapchat Thot ever since he lost his girlfriend and his common sense
When a Christian throws shade
Sister Mary: Bernice really needs to stop making a noise that's far from joyful. She's the reason why Jesus wept!
Sister Jenkins: Mary stop throwing holy shade in church!
When someone whose very irritating, ignorant and always talking shit and you had enough of it so you tell them to GDA Gurl Disappear Already
Daniel is once again talking about his life for 45 and blaming everyone for fake news. I told him, "GDA/Gurl Disappear Already! Nobody with common sense is featuring you!"
To post back to back to flood everyone's timeline
I'm back from vacation and I'm about to do an IG Run for my followers
When you're in the friend zone with benefits but neither of you won't to give it a title. It is what it is.
You and I hang together all the time. So let's just enjoy this Shituationship and watch Netflix.
When you're stealing someone else's memes and posting them on your own social media sites as if they were your own.
Marc is always thrift stealing other people's memes! Nothing about him is original on his timeline except for his name.