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When a snot is hanging on the rim or edge of your nose you can feel it but it dont seem to be hanging out but it is!
Dude wipe that cliff hanger off your nose !
When having sex the woman thrusts her hips up and down real fast almost making a snapping sound .
Man-The next time we bang I want you to give me a whole bunch of those cooter snaps that was awesome!
when a pain in the ass moves to your head
Hey stop being such a headroid
Man 1-Wow look at her man is she A Skinny person or what?
Man2-Dude she is so skinny she could walk thru a harp!
This is what you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other.
Man1-Hey i bet you I know that womens name over there.Its Ilean
Man2-How do you know that?
Man1-Because she has one leg shorter than the other,lol
A garage that is really decked out with some of the best things that money can buy! Fantsy tool boxes crown molding nice car nice bar fridge .Just a cool place to hang out!
Jim -What is going on steve?
Steve-Iam heading over to the Garaj Mahal .
Jim-Ok tell Pete I will be there in a couple minutes .
This happens when one is takeing a shit on the crapper and the turd ends up laying on the porcelin out of the water.
Man-Hey I was cleaning up after the party we had last night and someone beached in the down stairs toilet!
Friend-You dont mean?
Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.