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adj. To be so unresponsive, that one becomes almost like a beached whale. Largely due to excessive intake of alcohol or marijuana. See also hammered and blitzed.
Man 1: Hey, what did you do last night?
Man 2: Man, I got messed up pretty bad. I was just laying on my buddies couch staring at the people walking by. I guess you could say i was beached.
This happens when one is takeing a shit on the crapper and the turd ends up laying on the porcelin out of the water.
Man-Hey I was cleaning up after the party we had last night and someone beached in the down stairs toilet!
Friend-You dont mean?
Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.
Something that's washed-up, overdone, played-out, used up, worn-out.
"Crocs are beached."
"I'm feeling pretty beached right now"
"That club is beached."
Excessively overweight. Origin: beached whale
That girl is to beached to wear skinny jeans.
When a turd either ends up partly or completely out of the toilet water, usually leaving residue in the bowl after you flush
"It was a huge shit...in fact, I beached it."
The act of defecating in a manner such that the turd does not get submerged in water, but instead resides on the inside of the toilet bowl (possibly indefinitely). Like a beached whale.
Bro, somebody beached a giant in the men's room.
When You Are Really Stoned, Past Being
Baked
guy1 "man i just had sooooo many cones..im so beached right now"
guy2 "dude me too, pass the chips"