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Irate Odobenus rosmarus.
Yo 'sup! Deny him his bivalve mollusks at your own risk, 'cuz dat muthafucka be one angry walrus! Werd.
Diminutive of "my bad", the enunciation of which saves neither the enunciator nor the listener any time of mind or eardrum, though which does indeed spare the enunciator the torment of touching the tip of his tongue to the front upper roof of the mouth as when one does actually say "bad".
Yo 'sup?! I lament the laze and malaise of the muthafucka who can't bring himself to say "my bad" but instead must employ "my b" in its stead, even though there is no contractive benefit gained by the effort, muthafuckas!
1. Lend physical presence or voice on behalf of a constituency defined by geography or purpose, when such manifestation of presence or voice by the whole of that constituency would be logistically impractical or impossible.
2. Stand in for a person, organization, or principle in a manner prescribed by law or formal custom where knowledge of protocols is specific and germaine to a particular forum of jurisdiction.
1. a) We represent the Lollipop Guild and wish to welcome you to Munchkinland. b) My name is Howard Dean, and I represent the Democratic wing of the Democratic Party.
2. Your Honor, I have been retained by my client to represent him in the matter before this court.
Psychological issues unique to Da Life; "baggage".
Woman with Gangster: "You nevah evah tell me that you love me! I am so tired of dealin' wid yo' gangsta shit!"
Gangster: "Yo, Baby, please don't be trippin' like dat - I'm not so good at representin', I know, but my parents' nevah showed me no luv. Or what luv I did get was entirely conditional. It's my shit, I'm a gangsta, I got to deal wid it, I know."
Past tense of the infinitive "to tear" paired with preposition "up"; combined to form idiom to describe destruction of either material or intangible condition.
Yo 'sup! I tore up a check I wrote when I realized I had written it for an amount inconsistent with the value of my purchase, mothafucka! It tore up my heart to have wasted the resource! Word!
n. Resource allocation plan, prescribed for specific duration; resource most commonly is money, but other resources such as food and even intangible resources like time can be allocated in a budget.
Yo 'sup! I've had a miserable time managing my money, 'cuz I been so muthafuckin' focused on keepin' up wid da bling! Werd.
Sound resulting from impact of end digit of one's middle finger against one's ring finger when latter is rested upon base of one's thumb, resulting from middle finger being pressed at angle against ball of thumb until pressure overcomes friction of contact between middle finger and thumb, at which time inertial friction yields to pressure and middle finger alights rapidly upon ring finger; NOTE: all actions described occur in single hand. Word.
Yo 'sup can you snap? Didn't think so, fool.