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noun {kat-mah}
1.
Cattuism, Felinism. action, seen as bringing upon oneself inevitable results from ones treatment of cat(s), good or bad, either in this life or in a reincarnation: in Cattuism one of the means of reaching Purrrrman.
2.
Theosophy. the cosmic principle according to which each person is rewarded or punished in one incarnation according to that person's deeds for or against cats in the previous incarnation.
3.
fate; destiny.
Synonyms: prefelination, prepurrmination, catlot, kittenmet.
4.
the good or bad emanations felt to be generated by someone or something where good or bad things happened to cat(s).
I hear that the last owner of the Candie Land Plantation drowned a bag of kittens. Let's get out of this cursed place. It reeks of bad katma.
{a-sahyd-a-weyz} Can also be spelled as assideaways.
The goofy skewed way certain people wear their baseball or trucker hats.
I have seen some guys wearing Skoal hats on asideaways, but they were more like apes with hats on.
Coote {Pronounced as koot instead of cute's kyoot}
adjective: cooter, cootest. adverb: cootely.
-adjective
When a normally reviled animal or insect performs an action that is somehow recognized as cute thusly making the normally disparaged animal/bug seem cute.
Origin: Word derives from the sound pigeons make. Pigeons being the rats of the urban skies.
Little child: Mommy! Look! Bobby's boa constrictor is giving my new pet hamster Silly Sally a bear hug! How coote!!
Mother: (Errgg) Yes. How ... coote.
(Mother hugs child tightly so the child doesn't see the hamster be swallowed whole by the snake)
Boyfriend: Hey Cindy! That sewer rat just scored an entire bran muffin!
Girlfriend: Poor skinny thing must be famished.
Boyfriend/girlfriend (simultaneously): Awww! How coote!
wurk-shmurz
–verb (used with object)
1. to declare a particular work assignment or job to be bad, unfit, invalid, or illegal.
2. to condemn as a waste of time: to workschmerz a job.
3. to bring condemnation against the institution of employment.
4. to swear at or curse, using the word “workschmerz”: Workschmerz! They can take this job and shove it!
–verb (used without object)
6. to use the word “workschmerz”; swear.
–interjection
7. (used as an expletive to express anger, annoyance, disgust, etc.)
–noun
8. the utterance of “workschmerz” in swearing or for emphasis.
9. something of negligible value: this paycheck isn't worth a workschmerz.
–adjective
10. workschmerzed (defs. 2, 3).
–adverb
workschmerzed
Related forms:
workschmerzer, noun; workschmerzing, adjective,
Workschmerz! They can take this job and shove it!;
My supervisor wants me to work late on this workschmerzing account.;
Dude! The man is keeping me down! Why must I workschmerz my entire life away.;
Make love not workschmerz!
Micist {mahy-sist)
noun
1. a person who believes in micism, the doctrine that one's own special group is superior or that a particular group of mice is inferior to the others.
adjective
2. of or like micists or micism:
micist policies; micist attitudes.
Scratchy (from Itchy and Scratchy) was a profound micist and thusly any violence perpetrated upon him by Itchy was preemptive self-defense.
{tee-phile}
Noun: “lover of,” “enthusiast for” the beverage made from boiling dried and prepared leaves of a shrub, Camellia sinensis, from which a somewhat bitter, aromatic beverage is prepared by infusion in hot water. So prepared, served hot or iced.
Harney doubted that his eldest son was ever a teaphile at all. His son's beverage of choice was Starbucks coffee. What a bloody coffeephile.
{dok-yuh-flot-suhm}
-noun
A documentary film, radio, television, or internet program, etc that's overflowing with delusional and conspiratorial theories based not on founded and proven fact and/or peer reviewed research but on hallucinatory and schizophrenic rants from paranoid self-proclaimed intellectuals, who just need medicine, medical attention from psychiatrists, and perhaps time in a mental asylum.
A friend recommended a history-based documentary about how aliens shaped human history including designing and building the pyramids on the History Channel.
Why did I end up watching that schizodelusional claptrap?! After two hours, I realized I wasted my time watching a full-length work of docuflotsam.