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Coote {Pronounced as koot instead of cute's kyoot}
adjective: cooter, cootest. adverb: cootely.
-adjective
When a normally reviled animal or insect performs an action that is somehow recognized as cute thusly making the normally disparaged animal/bug seem cute.
Origin: Word derives from the sound pigeons make. Pigeons being the rats of the urban skies.
Little child: Mommy! Look! Bobby's boa constrictor is giving my new pet hamster Silly Sally a bear hug! How coote!!
Mother: (Errgg) Yes. How ... coote.
(Mother hugs child tightly so the child doesn't see the hamster be swallowed whole by the snake)
Boyfriend: Hey Cindy! That sewer rat just scored an entire bran muffin!
Girlfriend: Poor skinny thing must be famished.
Boyfriend/girlfriend (simultaneously): Awww! How coote!
An alternative term referring to the female gentalia.
Person 1: Hey Michael what's that smell?
Person 2: I recognise that smell anywhere Sebastian, it must be Asha, she hasn't washed her coote in days...
Person 1: *gag*
I told that bitch to shut up or I'd kick her in the coot coot. Yeah...
To crash one's car.
Term originates from 'Crash Bandicoot'.
You crash a car, you become 'The Coot'!
1. A dark-gray water dwelling bird resembling a duck.
2. A foolish old man.
3. Seeing how the USC football sucks so consistently, it seems rather offending to good poultry everywhere to call them Gamecocks, so a "coot" is a much more realistic symbol for such an inept football program.
1) Any coots arrested today?
2) He meant jorts, as in jean shorts; you know, the staple of every Coot's wardrobe. -CUhoopster48®