ignoramous

the incorrect spelling of ignoramus.

John just spelled "ignoramus" as "ignoramous." What an ignoramus.

hense

(n) moron without a dictionary.

Laurariea doesn't know the true meaning of hense, hence she is a hense.

scat monkey

(n) 1. a person who gains sexual pleasure from getting defecated upon.

2. a person who enjoys eating faeces.

Bob: Dude, that chick I fucked last night wanted me to shit on her.

Pete: Ha! You picked up a scat monkey.