Jafar

A guy who looks more attractive from farther away than up close

"I waved a guy over before realizing he wasn't that cute. Cute from afar, but Jafar from cute."

wsh

An alternative to lol, and what you probably do instead, is wheeze or wheezing so hard

Dude, that was so funny, I'm wsh right now.
Girl, he thought that pick up line was smooth enough to get with me. These Tinder boys make me wsh