September 12

It’s a national day to hug a rabbit

Friend: Look a rabbit!
Me: *hugs it*
Friend: Why are you hugging it?
Me: Because it’s September 12th

Knickers

PANTIES *LICK LICK LICK*

Cream your knickers for me baby

Pulling An Alex

Pulling an Alex is a term used to refer to when someone references an obscure film or media to their friends that know nothing about it.

Alex: OMG IS THAT A BOOM STICK

Person: What?

Person: Ugh he's Pulling an Alex

Sexn't

A sexn't is a sex toy for people that dont have sex

Person: Why is wilbur singing about a sexn't?

Person 2: No! No, he is singing about a sextant.