Wife Haver

People that have wives

Phil: I'm so sad
Wilbur: Well You're the one that had a wife
Tommy: Yeah! Wife Haver

Austria

the country Hitler was born in

Hey do you know where hitler was born?

Yes, Austria

Rajesh

Uber drivers which cancel uber rides with no context.

Noooooo, RAJESH! COME BACK!!! I need to go home...