Skylography

Skylography - The practice of vital and population statistics as applied to dogs, such as births, diseases, distributions, etc.

As for "demography," where "Demos" = "People" (Greek), "Skylos = dog.

See "skylographic, -al, -ly."

The skylography for IMHA fits this dog's profile and helps make cancer of the spleen less likely.

Skylographically, she'll have a 30% chance for Evan's syndrome.

Bloody Mary

The residue left on one's face after cunilingus during the menstrual cycle (c.f. Dirty Sanchez).

This morning he had a Bloody Mary on his face.