Flippers

Saggy tits

At first I thought they were flippers

Fostrils

When his/her nostrils are so big you could fuck them

Really want to cum up those fostrils

fanny fingering formula

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes

I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

her cup runneth over

When your tits are so empty and soft that they spill out over your push up bra

Like a river crashing over a dam my tits are practically liquid

Josie's tits won't stay in her bra. Her cup runneth over

Slumflower

A person of inspiration who is proud of their long saggy tits. These are indeed something to be celebrated and revered. Boob jobs are bad

I really love that slumflower

Jacked Jugs

My trick to give the impression of big perky breasts

Place washing up sponges at the bottom of each bra cup. This will both lift your breasts but also give them that rounded look above the bra

I find if I don't do this I look like my tits have collapsed inside my bra or they are just not visible at all

Great tip for jacked jugs

Botswana Boobs

This is when the nipple resides on the boob in relation to where Botswana sits on the globe

Very far south

Those nipples about to fall off the map on those Botswana boobs