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What the first 100 comments say in every YouTube video since like 2020

Markiplier uploads a video
9 yr old: First
10 yr old: FIRST!!
etc

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Apparently sought after position of being the first person to write on an online comment section, only to use the opportunity to write "first."

Mike: "Yeah bro, I totally wrote first on that article."

Allen: "Thats not douchey at all."

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One of the most common but also retarded youtube comments

Retard on a youtube video: first yaaay!
Me: nobody cares...

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a word that is said when you are the first one to post a comment on a video, picture, article on the net

(looking at video on collegehumor.com.. there are no comments yet)
you writing the first comment : fIRST

first

not second

he was there first

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What people type when they are rushing to submit the first comment on YouTube.

"some other people had the same idea also, you were actually 28th but you typed first!" - Rhett and Link

first Edit, also great video!

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a word used to describe the person you first have sexual intercourse with.

Ashley: "Wasn't Bobby your first?"
Claire: "Yes, I love him & am glad I waited to lose my virginity to him."