Cockwash

When you piss after ejaculating washing off any excess semen

Dude felt like ass after shooting my kids all over the wall but a nice cockwash did the trick

Fruit loops

Don’t type this in on pornhub or you will never want to eat fruit loops again

Kyle: dude did you see the video I sent you last night?

Jose: yep now i can never eat fruit loops again thanks dick sniffer