His pillar can definetly strike your ass, it would probably hurt but dw he's a gentle man 😩‼️
Person 1: My ass hurts cuz of Zhongli
Tartaglia: ikr like...ow
The most sexiest man in the entire genshinverse. /hj
He's literally PERFECT.
Even while he's fighting for his life he still somehow finds a way to looks so fine. Like oh my gosh.
“Yo have you seen the new genshin character? His name is Tartaglia.”
“Yeah he's so fine I could literally suck him dry”
“For real.”
God I love this man.