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Someone who is too incompetent to use a real computer or smartphone so they use Apple devices and join the Apple cult.
This term is often used on sites like 4chan to roast Apple users.
Anon: I broke my iPhone screen and took it to the Apple store and they wanted to charge me $400 to get it fixed
Anon: iToddler btfo
Insult for French people, derived from the fact that frog meat is part of French cuisine.
Frenchman: British breakfast is disgusting, who puts beans on toast?
Brit: Shut up frog muncher!
Klep (verb), to steal. Derived from the Greek word klepto, meaning to steal.
Klep (noun) a thief.
Jake was trying to klep someone's phone but he got caught.
A Cuck License is a permissive software license that that does not enforce the freedom of derivative works. This means that anyone can take Cuck licensed software and turn it into proprietary software/spyware/malware, effectively cucking the original author.
George wrote the network stack for FreeBSD, Apple took his code and George got absolutely nothing in return because he used a Cuck license.
When a woman is pregnant but her husband is too addicted to Fortnite to care about her so she gets and abortion and a divorce.
Wife: Honey we need to sit down to talk.
Husband: I can't my squad is almost winning.
Wife: You're so antisocial!
Husband: I'm playing with my squad and you're alone at the table so who's antisocial?
Wife: It's gonna be abortnite.
A crappy metal made in China that's used in Apple products to ensure that they break just outside of the warranty or when you try to repair them.
I tried opening up my Macbook to fix the logic board but the shitty chinesium screws broke off! Fuck you Apple!
Sanctions against a dictatorial regime to cripple it economically.
Due to the special economic operation, many businesses have shut down in Russia.