Period 1 AP Calculus AB

A term used to refer to the victims within the US public school system who have witnessed the level of BS approach positive infinity as their will to live approaches zero (there is a hole where their soul used to be before enrolling in the class).

Lui: Yo kale what class are you in
Kale: I have Period 1 AP Calculus AB
Lui: My condolences

Sam Habib

Sam Habib is a term used to refer to someone who is late for the first two weeks of school

Did you hear? That mf was 2 weeks late to the first day of school, what a Sam Habib

Wyatt Ferguson

Tall asf (6'5 +)

Dayum, look at Wyatt Ferguson committing arson on a federal building

Mrs.Pahls

The term often used to describe a math teacher that makes no sense.

Mrs.Pahls is so confusing