only the coolest r born this year
random: what year r u born
me: 2005
random: bruh ur so cool
me: my name is allisen and i was born on february 12th, this wasn’t my choice
Allisen is a very generous and affectionate. She can be extremely weird and retarded but you can never hate her. She will always be by your side no matter the situation you’re in. She’s very tantalizing when it comes to conspiracy theories and horror movies.
Allisen: maneee if you don’t give me my phone imma eat you
Random dude: oh