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a substitute penis made of feces, usually frozen
"My girlfriend wants a turdildo for Christmas, but I can't fill the mold in time. Maybe I can use manure."
Similar to heterosexual love-making, only substitute a frozen turd dildo (turdildo) for the man and repeat until messy, warm and satisfied.
Your sister: "Who ate my turdildos? The ones in the Fudgesicle box? Fuck! Now what am I going to spacedock with? Shit! Oh, of course..."