boobage

The area of a woman's chest that encompasses the breasts (boobs) and includes any cleavage in between

It can also be applied to a male if he has 'man-boobs' or
'chest baggage'

The guy was so overweight his boobage was visible through his T shirt

The topless model had the most wonderful boobage

Sadly Broke

Rhyming slang for Bradley Stoke - a large housing estate to the north of Bristol, UK, made infamous for crippling negative equity especially for first-time buyers on shared-ownership schemes during the property price crash of the late 80's early 90's, and where many became sadly broke.

They live in Bradley Stoke?

Actually, Sadly Broke

chapess

female equivalent of chap

the winebar was full of chaps and chapesses