Douglas

A very old name of Scottish decent derived from India and Africa. Usually technically challenged, enjoys a beverage or 10, is an introverted extrovert that when the exterior is peeled away is as deep as a puddle. Will generally have health issues and complain more than an old jewish woman being served at a deli enjoys fantasy football but is terrible at it. Outwitting him is generally pretty easy. The term "no-brainer' comes from his actions

Guy 1: "Hey man, what's your wifi password?"
Guy 2: "I don't have wifi..."
Guy 1: "Dude you are such a Douglas!"

Losing

What Charlie Sheen has never done in his life.

Hey Sheen, remember losing that baseball game one time? No Justin, im always winning!