Richard Dawkins

The atheist god.

Christians worship God, and atheists worship Richard Dawkins.

acoustic

1. an instrument that isn't electric
2. autistic, although generally not used as an insult nor to describe an actual autistic person. usually used for when someone's being a dumbass

1. i have an acoustic guitar.
2. it took me 2 hours to buy this guitar because the cashier was slightly acoustic.

Nazi

a person who you don’t like

Damn, John said that cum is disgusting! He must be a Nazi!

2.9

A GPA that is only 0.1 points from 3.0, but is symbolically 100 points away.

Timmy: Mom... I got a 2.9 GPA.
Mom: Timmy, you need to start taking school more seriously. Here, I'll sit down with you and help.

Timmy: I got a 3.0 GPA mom!
Mom: Nice work! For this, I'm not going to take you with me on my errands this Sunday!

The Left

a group of people who want to take away your penis

Oh no! The left is going to steal my penis and put it in the post-modern neo-Marxist museum!

ea nasir

A Bronze Age Sumerian man who sells bad copper

Balulu: I just bought some copper
Nanni: From who?
Balulu: Ea Nasir
Nanni: *internal screaming in pity*

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