If you have 2 p’s you’re Cardi B
If you have 1 p you’re probably still Cardi B
Guy 1: I saw Cardi B in the bar last night and she started raping!
Guy 2: You mean rapping?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Still a better experience than listening to her music.
A group of people somehow smarter than fully grown adults
Fifth grader: What's 9 + 10?
Adult: ...
Something that people like to circlejerk about.
Specifically, how much they hate it.
Kawaiigirl#9387: Discord light mode is so shitty amirite?
Femboy#7262: Yes it is indeed shitty kind stranger
1. Happy. A solid 99% of the uses of “euphoric” just refer to someone who's happy but who doesn't want to say that they're happy.
2. Atheist. Derogatory and not a self-description, generally used by non-atheists to describe antitheists/angry atheists/militant atheists/fundamentalist atheists/new atheists/whatever, however some moderate atheists may use this to insult more extreme atheists. Comes from a 2013 Reddit post by some guy named u/aalewis, who posted, “In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.” to r/atheism as a quote he thought was powerful. The horrible grammar and egomania led to this quote becoming a major meme.
3. Aligned with gender. Commonly used by transgender people as a short for “gender euphoria”, where something that makes them feel like the gender they identify as makes them “gender euphoric”, commonly shortened to just “euphoric”.
1. I just feel very euphoric when taking long walks in the woods.
2. I found another euphoric asshole on Quora, he was going to posts of people asking questions about religion and commenting that there was no god and people should stop believing in the “giant invisible sky Santa”.
3. I just bought a skirt, and I feel so euphoric when I wear it!
A YouTube channel with over 15 million subscribers. Known mostly for his YouTube shorts and his band Your Favorite Martian. Unlike what the top definition says, he's still around in 2023.
Ray William Johnson attracted controversy for falsely striking channels in 2018.