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This spin on the old classic is only done when the poor bastards have left their home. You first take a large brown paper grocery bag and cut out one big rectangle from one of the sides. You then take some moist shit and spread it over the whole tray you have formed. Next you slide the tray underneath the person's front door. The large surface area of steaming dung will not only make the entire house smell like shit, but they will then step on it as they walk in and leave shitty footprints and have to clean their shitty shoes.
"I shit tray'd the shit out of Buck's house last night, such a classic move."
A great set of tits that fit perfectly in your cupped hands. In between rockin' tits and bee stings, these cans aren't necessarily the biggest, but could be all that one really needs.
"How was that breezy you took home last night?"
"Pretty dece face, nice palmers...took her down hard."
Really fuckin drunk. Could also apply to being cross faded or being on any number of drugs and drinkin huge.
"I'm soo fuckin ruined right now...why'd I start drinkin at noon?"
A casual blowjob - better known as Cashj Beej
"This skank hooked up some brain last night - I knew she was down for cashj beej."
Term for teammates who are being carried by a main member of the team when in competition. Most used by opposing team in beer pong for heckling players when they aren't pulling their weight.
"Anthony, stop being a fucking jansport and make a fucking cup, Brian is pretty much carrying you"
A huge gaping hairy filthy snatch. A pussy so gross they make people eat it on Fear Factor.
"That skank is gross - I bet she has a nasty ass quatch."
Filling a filthy whore's pussy with your swinging meat dangle.
Stuffing some dripping meat drapes with your blue veined custard chucker.
Or fucking drunk.
"This bitch wanted to slam, but I didn't have a jimmy hat...but I slammed it anyway"
"I jus took you to a fuckin $30 a plate dinner - are we gonna slam or what?"
"I was slamming the hell out of this skeezie..."