gpus

slang for GPS

I ain't never gonna use one of those new-fangled GPUS's. So don't git up in my bidnit, or I'll send the missus on ya to open a can of whoopass on yo face.

moulinex

a way to blend tomatoes and beer

I moulinexed you a wicked drink! Tastes like hops and spaghetti!

one hold

When answering the phone, the proper response to combine "One minute / second" and "Please hold".

Yes, I can get Mr. Smith for you, one hold please.