internets

See: serious business

The internets raped my house, stole my wife, and burned my dog. I'm off to commit pseuicide.

i dunno, lol

¯\(°_o)/¯

Also written as: I dunno lol, Idunnolulz, dunnolulz

"What does it feel like to hold a woman in your arms?"
"I dunno, lol."
"Huh?"
"¯\(°_o)/¯"