Auto-Bob

Continual noding of head up and down done by boyfriends who aren't really listening to their girl

As long as you use the Auto-Bob she wont even realize your asleep

God

Creator of EVERYTHING. who lets you deciede where you go when you die.

Eternity is a long time, pray your right.
God has proven he exists, whatch yourself for one day, and you will see how many times you come with in a centemeter of death.
everytime you get in a car, everytime you pick up a knife, every time you your floor creaks.

Nerd

a person you will probably end up working for if you aren't already. so watch what you say to them.

holy crap i knew him when we went to high school, he was a nerd, now he owns 5 BMWs and who knows what else