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Our codebase is a mess, we should do some refactoring. I am looking for someone with CDO to help me out.
In aviation, Controlled Flight Into Terrain is an accident in which an airworthy aircraft, under full pilot control, is unintentionally flown into the ground, a mountain, a body of water or an obstacle. CFIT management is a corporate death mode in which all responsibility falls onto top executives' stupidity.
- Bro, why have you quit your job at VisionMap?
- Man, I could not resist the new CFIT management any longer.
In Object Oriented Programming, fuck-aid pattern is a leaky and poorly written wrapper of a non-object oriented interface.
Derived from mispronunciation of "facade pattern" by non-native English speakers.
MFC is a fuck-aid pattern wrapper for the Windows API
When a passenger leans his sit back and everyone behind him are forced to do the same.
Be careful with your laptop, an airplane domino is approaching.
Living a life on the edge of all tab icons disappearing from too many open tabs.
Jim: "I am going to order my house today - the bedroom, the kitchen and windows desktop icons. But not before cleaning up open Chrome tabs. I cam't stand this tab equilibrium anymore!"
Lily: "Start with your mind."
Your idea is good environment-wise. Greta would be happy.
- Hey bro, let's take an Uber and go to drink..
- No man fuck Uber, let's take two e-scooters.
- Okay bro. Greta approves.
- Honey, could you wait with the dishwasher till midnight? The power grid is more efficient with less load.
- Alright hun. Greta approves.
A game of proceeding to the gate as late as possible, without missing the flight. Everyone except the last passanger arrived at the airport is considered a check-in chicken.
- Yo man, I guess it's time to go!
- No way bro, who comes two hours before the flight? Don't be such a check-in chicken.