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Our codebase is a mess, we should do some refactoring. I am looking for someone with CDO to help me out.
A game of proceeding to the gate as late as possible, without missing the flight. Everyone except the last passanger arrived at the airport is considered a check-in chicken.
- Yo man, I guess it's time to go!
- No way bro, who comes two hours before the flight? Don't be such a check-in chicken.
A screenshot of a bug, usually done by QA for the software developers.
- My screen is half grey!
- Could you please take the crapshot, grandma?
- sends whatsapp message
- Oh, why have you pulled the task bar all the way up?
A child of anti-vaxxer parents.
As a parent, you have the right to do what you want - as long as you lock your little virus replicator kid away from other human beings for life.
In aviation, Controlled Flight Into Terrain is an accident in which an airworthy aircraft, under full pilot control, is unintentionally flown into the ground, a mountain, a body of water or an obstacle. CFIT management is a corporate death mode in which all responsibility falls onto top executives' stupidity.
- Bro, why have you quit your job at VisionMap?
- Man, I could not resist the new CFIT management any longer.
In Object Oriented Programming, fuck-aid pattern is a leaky and poorly written wrapper of a non-object oriented interface.
Derived from mispronunciation of "facade pattern" by non-native English speakers.
MFC is a fuck-aid pattern wrapper for the Windows API
When a passenger leans his sit back and everyone behind him are forced to do the same.
Be careful with your laptop, an airplane domino is approaching.