Hearty P

Pronounced like “Cardi B,” a Hearty P is an episodic heart palpitation—your heart skips a beat.

Haven’t had a Hearty P before? Stalk your crush from behind some bushes and try not to get caught. Watch The Exorcist with the lights off. Or simply try to run a mile while trying to recover from your dollar store vape addiction.

Did you see that girl? She nearly gave me a Hearty P.

Demonade

The bittersweet byproduct of fighting your demons. Demonade can refer to crushing your todo list, putting in honest work at the gym, or spewing tears during your sad girl/boy hours.

When life gives you demons, make demonade.

Sorry, can’t hang today. I’ve got some demonade to make at the gym.