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Anal Cleansing using Schweppes Ginger Ale
My girlfriend broke up with me after I convinced her to take a schwenema
The study of twats of which include the anatomical model of a female's genitals and the cranial capacity of stupid people
Twatology has taught pwople a lot such as what to do with the gentalia of a woman during intercourse and why people can be unreasonably dumb
Something nobody can truly be because it is literally a hole. Unless they mean nothing to you friend wise.
My Asshole itches
You are such an Asshole
Pepe Le Pew but he is part inverted Jeep
I am Pepe Le Peej, Mademoiselle. And i would like to take you dirt riding
1. An article on wikipedia talking about wikipedia and how it is not a reliable source for fact checking.
2. When a site disses itself for falsehoods and trolls
1. "Do not use wikipedia as a source of information for wikipedia"
2. Did you hear that Wikipedia outed itself as unreliable?
No.
Well I like to call it the Wikipedia Paradox
1. To slap someone with Twizzlers™
2. To shove a Twizzlers™ up someone
1. My dad hit me with a bag of Twizzlers™!
Did your dad really twizzle you?! Thats gross!!
2. I'm gonna Twizzle you so hard
A BDSM sex move where (during intercourse) you finish in her and take a poop in your hand, smack her with it and ditch her without untying her. Preferably because you hate them.
I met a guy last night and when we were getting naughty he came in me and performed a slap happy crappy. I never felt so embarrassed when my roommate came in