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Naval Jelly

1) When you jerk off and some semen gets in your belly button, but you don't know that and after awhile it dries and ferments making your belly button hurt. Leading you to either put your finger or any other object in there. Feels hard but when you push in hard enough, you get a gooey substance out of your button consisting of ejaculate and lint.
2) Seaman's Semen

1) Dear diary today i had the worst case of Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly

by catchingfire3 May 12, 2019


Idiation

Noun: The action of being stupid and/or sounding stupid

Just by saying idiation makes you stupid!
The man was performing an act of idiation
The idiation of this man is off the charts

by catchingfire3 February 03, 2018


Sward

Sweat made out of lard. Used by Richard Watterson in Amazing World of gumball. See also sweese

Gumball: What's wrong with your face?
Richard Watterson: it's Sward.
Darwin: What's that?

by catchingfire3 August 06, 2019


Pansexual

Someone who is indeed not sexually attracted to pans, but is, in fact, sexually attracted to everything and anything.

Friend:DId you know that my sister is pansexual?
Me:Really? Huh... Pans. Weird thing to be attracted to

by catchingfire3 March 01, 2019


Cunt licker

Someone who starts cunnilingus or licking of the vagina and when the female is about to climax/cum the guy/girl stops. Also an insult

Let me guess. You are getting a divorce for an accidental cunt licking.
Fucking cunt licker!

by catchingfire3 June 01, 2018


Trysexual

Someone (Binary or Non-Binary) who is sexually attracted to anyone who try their best to do anything. Even if they are ugly, they can feel them trying there best.

Me:I've noticed when I try my hardest is when Holly gives be goo goo eyes.
Friend:Didn't you know? Holly is a Trysexual

by catchingfire3 March 01, 2019