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Insult or epithet. An acronym for: Too Impatient To Read Update.
Used in reference to a person who demands an update on that status of a task without having actually read the latest update that was sent to them.
Depending on inflection and context, its meaning can shift in vociferousness and anger.
* Too Inept To Read Update
* Too Idiotic To Read Update
* Too Incompetent To Read Update
* Too Imbecilic To Read Update
I can't believe that TITRU is asking me when he's getting the draft.
The idea is that that liar doesn't even have facial hair to hide his facial expression, and thus the lie is easily recognized -- and yet is told anyway.
Note: the expression is not bold face lie.
Saturday Night Live has had two characters that specialize in bald faced lies, Jon Lovitz's The Pathological Liar (e.g. "Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's it.") and Kristen Wiig's Penelope the Compulsive Liar (e.g. "Mine when through the roof too, they were just really high, they went around the roof and through the roof, so high that they were all over the roof. They were higher than yours."
Acronym for "In All My Copious Free Time." Used when complaining to a friend or trusted colleague that you were just given yet another task, in spite of already being quite busy. May also be used ruefully with whomever assigned the task to draw attention to how busy one is, but without suggesting refusal to take responsibility for the task.
Why, sure, I’m happy to squeeze in that 3-hour task IAMCFT at the end of this 14-hour work day. Sleep is for losers!
Expression of sympathy or request for sympathy. An acronym for, "Too Overwhelmed To Read Update."
Used in when apologizing for not having read an email that likely answers the question that one is about to ask. Alternatively, it may be used to help explain why al liked or respected colleague expresses surprising ignorance.
Depending on inflection and context, its meaning can shift slightly in meaning.
* Too Overworked To Read Update
* Too Overscheduled To Read Update
I don't know -- TOTRU.
Michael is just TOTRU, so don't wait for him.
A person with whom one shared a special relationship that is somewhat more than simply as friend, but not not quite the level of "significant other." May be former or future significant other, or even someone whom will never have that status. Some "best friends" qualify, but not nearly all do. A sexual component to the relationship is quite common, though it is not required.
Note: A sexual component does not automatically raise a friend to moderately significant other status, rather it is the strength of the bond between the two parties.
"I haven't had a girlfriend in a while, so I've been spending a lot of time with my moderately significant other, and we've even gone to a few weddings together. But somehow, we've never quite gone out."
Acronyn, standing for "Oh, For The Love Of God," meaning exasperated disbelief
Octomom is tying to get pregnant again? OFTLOG!
Acronym for "Less Than Completely Awesome," an example of litotes. Used sarcastically, as it is always a rueful understatement of how bad new or a situation is.
Oh, I simultaneously spilled coffee down my shirt while stubbing my toe while my dad delivered the news that Grandma died. It was LTCA.