fag mountain

n. another term for Capitol Hill, Seattle's largest concentration of homosexuals.

-"let's go downtown tonite!"
-"nah, I say we hit up fag mountain for a few drinks instead."

fence

-short for when Mike said, "I'd like to see that bitch, Mary, bent over a fence while a horse fucks her."
-good, dope, clutch
-can be substituted for "thanks"

"Heh, that's fence."
"Happy Fencegiving"
"Fence for stopping by."
"Fence, line 1, line 1 is for FENCE."
"FENCE!!"

gooxican

n. a hybrid of an Asian and a Mexican person(usually male)
"That gooxican is the BEST landscaper that I have ever seen. I wonder if he does windows."

wife:
"Honey! The lawn needs mowing and my car needs a new paint job!"
husband:
"Well dear, looks like it's time to call the gooxican again!"

gooxican

n. a hybrid of an Asian and a Mexican person(usually male)

"That gooxican is the BEST landscaper that I have ever seen. I wonder if he does windows."

wife:
"Honey! The lawn needs mowing and my car needs a new paint job!"
husband:
"Well dear, looks like it's time to call the gooxican again!"

popester

cute term for a police officer

"let's cut through the schoolyard. that popester aint fuckin around, yo."

corned

getting fucked up from beer or other such substances that shorten one's life...short for "cornholed."

Mike: "you gonna git corned tonite?"
Dynamic Duo in unison: "no, i mean yeah."