This is someone who doesn't know the difference between sodomy and castration.
*thederangedone walks into a Vetrinary Clinic and up to the doctor*
thederangedone: Can you sodomize my dog for me?
thederangedone: I was castrated for the third time last night, this guy really knew how to do it
Cock vaulting is when someone is in a squatting position and is squatting up and down on a dick. Also known as cocksquatting.
Boy, you should have seen nichka doing cock vaults on j2n4me.