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a sleeping bag filled with hot methane that has been exhaled from ones anus
Boy Scout Leader Bill: "have you gone to the cabin to wake up the boys yet?, you know it is fishing day"
Boy Scout Leader Eric: "hell no, I am not going in there with all those damn bung ovens"
The act of tightly gripping your balls with one hand - vigorously pulling them downward - then using your other hand to pull your dong (aka lil hulkster) upward, all whilst spoutin some mad WWE talk like you was challengin Ric Flair to a smackdown. For maximum reaction, perform this move in large open public places such as malls, coffee shops and/ or local parks.
Felicia: "OMG, I am beyond embarrassment"
Stacy: "why?"
Felicia: "David was out all last night at the roller rink chokin the hogan, that alone would not have been so bad but he had just shaved a Nike swoosh and a TW symbol in his nut hairs."
Stacy: "crazy asshole"
labia majora; enlarged vagina lip(s) as often seen hanging beneath promiscuous woman fun holes. These worn-out gutter sluts are usually found starring in low budget porns that involve multiple dongs - to include but not limited to those belonging to musk ox, rhino, common house cats, gorillas and german shepards
Nigel: I say old girl, why do you have sores on your pee curtain?
Kate: I been doing a bit of jungle fucking wit me poon snatch, I av.....pip pip, cheerio
the product of adorning ones wang with festive seasonal accouterments (bells, holly, garland etc.)
Dennis: I can't wait for the office holiday party this evening
Petra: Me neither
Dennis: I have been selecting multiple items from the Hobby Lobby so that I can show off me wang jangler
Petra: Neat, I am down with your wang jangler....
noun. someone who likes to masturbate while hiding in the shadows of large assembly areas e.g. under the bleachers during a school pep rally
Todd is always vanishing during concerts, WTF?
Err one know that bastard is a fuckin flankwanker
The performer of anal sex; e.g. tappin the crap. The receiver would thus be the craptappee.
Elton John is a piano playin craptapper
white filmy substance excreted from the end of my dong; similar in consistency to tapioca; also refered to as jism, mansauce, baby gravy, sperm, cum, wad, splooge, etc.
Neal: Celeste really made a lasting impression on me after our first date
Rory: how so?
Neal: she not only tongued my turdpipe but asked for a heapin helpin of my scrotioca as dessert
Rory: wow, she sounds like a keeper
Neal: Gosh, I'd say